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Chinese People...

101+ ways to tell if you are Chinese. Funny coz it's true. Go on - have a laugh at my expense!

Some piccys that I have scanned in

Here is some more stuff that has accumulated in my 'useful-to-absolutely-no-one-except-myself' box at home. The scanned files have been sitting in my computer for a few months so here they are.
I don't think many ppl will find these 'hilarious,' but it doesn't matter. As one famous founder of the web said, "the web is a storage place for the things that don't normally fit in society." Sooo, I'm just proving him right... :)

Mark Waugh and Matthew Elliott collide!

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The extraordinary mid-pitch collision between Mark Waugh and Matthew Elliott (ret. hurt 78) at the Sydney Cricket Ground, Australia vs West Indies (2 Dec 1996).

Jump!

I would like to nominate Mr Ian Healy of the Australian Cricket Team for the award of Most Stupid-Looking Star Jump for 1998!!

Peanuts

Here are some Peanuts comics that are slightly amusing...

South Park

A blatant plug for the South Park videos.

BDO

Another plug, this time for the Big Day Out festivals in January. Also check out their graphics-rich site at www.bigdayout.com.

Humour

A simple and accurate description of the sport called Cricket...

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.
Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out.
When they are all out the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out.
Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When both sides have been in and out including the not outs, that's the end of the game.

(this was given to me in Engineering for Sustainabilty - original source unknown)

Let's bag out Pauline Hanson...

Q: What's Pauline's favourite movie?
A: 101 Damn-asians!

Q: Why does she use Panadol?
A: 'Cause it's white and it works!

For those who are brand conscious and love Adidas...

Q: What does FILA stand for?
A: Finally I Left Adidas!

Jokes are courtesy of Yowers.

and what does ADIDAS stand for? - just ask some Korn fans ;)

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